Yes, I’m normal. I ate a Clif bar for breakfast, I brushed my teeth, I put on deodorant. That’s what separates me from the meth-heads. I wear socks, because humans wear socks. I go to my job where I work. I’m on the lease on my apartment. I drink coffee. Donut Shop Mocha Latte. Hopefully no one bothers me today. They’ll see inside me and see I’m not human, but a machine, a simple organism, pretending to be human. My cover only works for so long. I am completely empty and hollow inside. But, if I try hard enough, if I smile, if I say “good, how are you” and things of that nature, I will fool the humans. I have a trained reflex to smile when I make eye contact especially with other white people, so they will think of me as one of their own. I am not a horrible person because I can’t tell east from west, or left from right. Oh shit, here they come. Haha yes. Nice to see you, oh, you too. Have a great night, have a good time, now. Welcome to paradise. Another dime another dollar, huh? Different shit same day. I’m here for business. Because I’m a grown man, I take care of business. Here is my business. Thank you for your money, I appreciate your business, because I’m a businessman, and I say professional things. I work hard for my money, and even though generational wealth helps me. Yes, I have a girlfriend. She’s known as Critical, we’ve been together five I mean four I mean two years. I know that’s a normal thing that human people have, girlfriends right? Oh thank you, congratulations to you also, for your comments.

No, I don’t watch football. Hey, come on! Leave me alone! Alright Stop Looking at me. Stop it. I’m sorry, what I can’t stretch my legs? I gotta be your little bitch ass kisser? I’m Not Doing That. Sorry. You know, what, Fuck you, eat my asshole, and I’ve been stealing your silverware. I’m sorry, I’m really sorry, alright? No, I’m serious, I’ll give you your silverware back. Take it out of my last check. But I can’t work with a bunch of neurotypicals looking at me with their dead eyes. You’re a cunt, and so is your sister. And your mother takes it in the ass. Goodbye!!! What the Fuck I needed that job! What the hell am I gonna do now, that job gave me $700 every two weeks to stand there and be nice. That’s all I had to do, stand there and be nice, and I couldn’t do it.