1. |
The Man of the House
05:39
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2. |
Broken Toys
03:38
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3. |
Soda Pop
01:14
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4. |
The You of Eye
02:05
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What is this?
This isn't music, this is just noise.
Will you turn that shit off?
Ugh, what is this?
What are we listening to?
Where are the words?
This isn't what I was expecting.
This is really weird man, can we listen to something else?
I don't like this.
How can you listen to this?
How can you stand to listen to this garbage?
Ugh, this song is giving me a headache.
Really? Seriously? This is the music you're into now?
Why does it sound like shit?
Can we listen to something else?
Looks like you guys have some competition.
Man, this is some of the worst shit I've ever heard.
These people aren't even playing their instruments the right way.
They're not even playing in time.
It just sounds like crap.
It's like they're making it up as they go along.
They're playing bad on purpose? Yeah, like that makes sense.
Let's listen to some good music, like Radiohead or the Beatles.
You're not a real musician if you just play with a laptop.
I love the Beatles!
Electronic music isn't real.
That's like trying to be a shitty baseball player.
I love Led Zeppelin!
Ugh, this music is so annoying.
It sounds like shit!
You guys sound like shit.
Jack White is literally a musical genius.
Why are you listening to radio static?
He has more talent in his eyelash than these guys have in their entire bodies.
You don't like sex? What are you, a pussy?
I don't know what I been told, eskimo pussy is mighty cold
Red Hot Chili Peppers pretty much invented every genre of music.
Will you turn off that improvisational garbage?
No one wants to listen to that.
Will you turn that shit off?
Really? You're still here? You're still listening to this album?
This album is a fuckin joke dude.
Turn it off, listen to something else.
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5. |
Spaghetti Carbonara
05:45
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8 slices pancetta
500 gram packet spaghetti
8 egg yolks
Half cup thickened cream
Grated Parmesan cheese for serving
Salt and pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 180 Celsius
Lay pancetta on a bacon tray, and place in the oven to bake until crispy
About 15 minutes
Remove from oven, transfer to a board and cut into two-centimeter pieces
Set aside
Bring a large pot of well-salted water to a boil over high heat, using a deep frying pan as a lid
Add spaghetti and cook until al dente, or to your liking
While the pasta is cooking, whisk egg yolks and cream together with a fork
Drain cooked pasta, add to a warm fry pan and set over medium heat
Add egg and cream mixture and toss to combine
Sprinkle serving plates with grated Parmesan cheese and cooked pancetta
Add some cooked spaghetti
Complete layering until all pasta and pancetta have been used
Season to taste
ENJOY
I DON'T LIKE IT, I DON'T LIKE SPAGHETTI
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6. |
Freudian Slip
00:53
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I don't wanna grow up!
I want cookies! And milky!
I want a sweater with love in the stitches!
I want to wear dy-dees!
I wanna ride in my wagon!
I wanna cuddle-wuddle with Mr. Stuffykins!
I wanna rocky rocky bye sea-horsey
And I want kissy-kissy on my boo boo!
AUGHAUGHAUGHAUGH
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7. |
Mace Gravel, Pt. 2
01:34
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Oh man, I'm leaving a voicemail
I guess that means I'm gonna be on a Culture Chester collective album
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8. |
"Real" Psychedelic
06:02
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10. |
Eye Oh Yeah
06:33
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Well
Old MacDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a cow
E-I-E-I-O
With a moo moo here and a moo moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo
Old MacDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
Old MacDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a pig
E-I-E-I-O
With an oink oink here and an oink oink there
Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink
Old MacDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
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11. |
Dojo Dog
04:25
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12. |
Social Anxiety
02:17
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13. |
Run Away
01:00
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Spongebob? Can I borrow some bath beads?
Spongebob?
Go, run away like all the others.
No one will want a friend as ugly as I am.
Sure they would! It makes them feel better about the way they look!
Maybe a story will cheer you up.
It's called the ugly barnacle.
There once was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
I didn't like it at all!
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14. |
Boogers and Scabs
07:49
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15. |
Untitled
11:54
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Hey it's J-Dizzle
Uh, I heard you got the tapes today
You should call me back, uh
So we can like
So you can like come over
And like, give me the tapes
And I'll give you my tape player
So yeah
Byyyye
Anyway, um
I was wondering
If you already gave Luke
Bel
Knap
A tape, a uh Culture Chester tape
If not, you should bring one tomorrow, so that we can give him one
Also
I'm letting you know
That I will be at the art
The show
At around 5 PM, tomorrow
At least that's when I plan on going
So keep an eye out
Buddy ol pal
Uh
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Erases Eraser Denver, Colorado
Erases Eraser (T. A. Babcock) is an experimental electronic artist, visual artist, and computer programmer. He has been making music since 2014. He played drums in Tantrum Throwers and Culture Chester.
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